May 2013
13 posts
Today at work...
Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: Yes.
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
electronicanonsensica:
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
fuckyoutomhiddleston:
If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down
I just wanted everyone to know that
you’ve all been truly wonderful people
and
it was an honor blogging with you all
sloth-with-a-blog:
thatpsychowriter:
For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know
you really live up to your url
stridersquad:
richwhitelesbian:
we need some new and more powerful swears
yourendorphine:
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
finitecas:
dear doctor who fandom
we cordially invite you to join us on the floor crying
we’re here for you
with love, the supernatural fandom
January 2013
47 posts
somethinghorrible:
if you know me irl and follow my tumblr then i apologize for everything
Me: *waiting to be attractive*
missmoneybellamy:
what if i’d just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in my mouth omg
pruderanch:
People who are so rude to everybody and still have a shitload of friends
newsiesforever-secondtonone:
Okay so today in Chemistry this kid Roman was walking across the room to get something and he tripped and this one girl immediately shouts “THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN” and i cried
emilyisso-coollike:
disney channel is like that one close friend you had when you were younger that grew up to be an asshole
soulforsam:
satanhasthephonebox:
smitey-mcsmiterton:
satanhasthephonebox:
Okay I’m sorry.
I’m really really sorry.
But.
I think Jared should get a trim.
Not like CHOP OFF HIS LOCKS AND SUDDENLY SEASON 1 HAIR.
But just a trim.
A trim.
A trim.
But seriously this has gone on long enough. There should be an intervention episode.
“Sammy, look at your life. Look at your choices.”
...
food-sleep-mcr:
emblemthree:
how to wear the same pair of jeans for 3 days without anyone noticing a novel by me
you spelled 3 weeks wrong
samandriel:
samandriel:
Let’s see how far I can get into a movie without pausing it to check on Tumblr
khaillou:
gallifrey-feels:
l-uxury:
adnrewscott:
angrybagel:
why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it
the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza
the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table
“it’s a deep dish!”
what the hell is wrong with...
thisurlisunavailable:
thisurlisunavailable:
i wonder what the weirdest fanfiction is
found it
kaizilla:
Watching everyone else blog after you hit your post limit
sassygwaine:
microxcuts:
the good thing about being a mulitfandom blog is that no one knows what you will post next
#but you can bet your ass it’s gonna be gay
Interviewer: Your own worst qualities?
Jensen: I don’t think I tend to take a criticism very well.
Jared: Really? I’m surprised you think that. I think I can be really impatient. And I like to worry.
Jensen: Yeah. He’d never survive as a Winchester. You get a paper cut and he thinks you’re dying.
amazingandonfire:
once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
protomen:
WHY THE FUCK IS ANGRY BIRDS GETTING A FUCKING MOVIE HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCKITY FUCK IT’S LITERALLY A FUCKING GAME WHERE YOU THROW BIRDS AT PIGS AND YET IT’S GOTTEN SO FUCKING POPULAR THERE ARE SHIRTS AND PLUSHIES AND FUKCING CROSSOVER GAMES I’M SO FUCKING MAD
Crossdressing for cosplay...
whatshouldwecallcosplay:
If you’re a girl you’re like… If you’re a guy you’re like…
hikki-ko-mori:
so i was taking a bath
a bubble bath to be specific
i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened
crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something
so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad
and i drained my tub
i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement
and i am greeted with this
i...
mattbellamysfolds:
I’m that asshole who sometimes doesn’t like things because they’re popular
galacticdad:
i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.
1 tag
misha-the-overlord:
norsegodsandfallenangels:
gobletoffirecrotch:
folie-a-who:
folie-a-who:
there’s a special place in hell for people who worship satan
no seriously they probably get the penthouse suite and have sleepovers with him
And bubble baths
ok seriously what DON’T we have a gif of mark pellegrino doing
sam
thejellyfishprince:
why cant people appreciate how much effort i put in to not becoming a serial killer
ruesarmy:
school tomorrow
kinglamp:
iamthelamp:
warpedlamp:
lampghost:
short people are the cutest thing ever
I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.
I have a lamp url myself.
I too have a lamp url.
You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…
Was your ass forged by Sauron?
duelpersonality:
horrordolls:
Because that shit looks precious.
‘I cannot understand the fiery letters,’ he said.
‘No, but I can,’ Gandalf answered. ‘The letters are Asslish, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Sphinctor, which I shall not utter here. But in the common tongue this is what it says:’
“One butt to shake it all, one butt to grind them.
One butt to drop down low and...
